Leica is bored.
When Leica is bored, she gets to thinking.
If Leica gets to thinking, then weird thoughts start to pour out.
When weird thoughts start to pour our, it is best if people run and duck for covers and/or call their mommies as the rock themselves back and forth in fetal position.

Leica got to thinking that with her short dark hair and all. Leica could wear a white long sleeved shirt, some jeans (and yes people, undies), use hair gel, shave eyebrows, and hunt for the eye black stuff. People can then call Leica... L.

It's totally original. Leica can totally walk around barefoot, slouched over, and then squat instead of sit. Not sleep but drink coffee. Oh, and Leica can solve crime while she's at it. Yelling "Kira!" at any random moment. Yes. It is perfection.



Oh wait, I'm supposed to be a good guy, right? Dang it. Ok, what if I just wear a brown suit with a red tie and carry apples and talk to myself? Yes. That's good too.

Sigh. Leica is bored. [Leica whips out a notebook] Entertain me world.